1. A terribly unattractive couple making out on the subway right next to me.
2. REAL city hipster Assholes. Dear jesus.
3. A fuck ton of middle school kids riding home on the subway. Half had there faces painted… it was incredibly odd. I can’t remember the last time I was around that many middle schoolers… scary.
4. I FINALLY found out what the birds are outside my window, the little bastards. European Starlings. Obnoxious fuckers.
I do believe I landed myself a job, maybe. I’m 85% sure. Little coffee shoppe. Two cousins. Guys about 25 years old. Cuties. Nice. We’ll seee…. :D And only a 5 minute walk from the apartment… I went to Williamsburg for nothing.